James K. Polk (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} jamespolk) wrote,@ 2009-07-13 14:39:00 |
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Does anybody else have what I call "Stretching Tourettes"?
When I stretch I find that it feels much better if I curse vulgarly while doing so, and involves little aforethought. It just comes out. So after watching a movie on the couch I might stand and stretch shouting out "fuck a duck with a cum swizzler" (often things don't make much sense).
If I stretch without it it just isn't as satisfying.
It also carries with it the joy of uttering a sentence that may never before have been uttered in human history (yes, that bit of Garden State was stolen from me).
When I stretch I find that it feels much better if I curse vulgarly while doing so, and involves little aforethought. It just comes out. So after watching a movie on the couch I might stand and stretch shouting out "fuck a duck with a cum swizzler" (often things don't make much sense).
If I stretch without it it just isn't as satisfying.
It also carries with it the joy of uttering a sentence that may never before have been uttered in human history (yes, that bit of Garden State was stolen from me).
